jellyworld:

Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.

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whereismyhoverboard:

whereismyhoverboard:

ah, but how did i take this selfie ?

i didnt hold my laptop with my feet for this to get less than 200000 notes

whereismyhoverboard:

whereismyhoverboard:

ah, but how did i take this selfie ?

i didnt hold my laptop with my feet for this to get less than 200000 notes

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

image

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deanandsamarebrothers:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.

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chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

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truangles:

Iceland, My Edit of Patagonia’s original post here

truangles:

Iceland, My Edit of Patagonia’s original post here

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Fuck it, if there’s any exam I can go into totally unprepared it’s going to be a microbiology exam.

In six hours I’ll be done this semester and hopefully I can revert back to slightly less whiny piece of shit self absorbed Andrea.

voxclara:

my hopes for season two of orange is the new black:

  • the word ‘bisexual’

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